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A professional actor calls your phone with a flawlessly scripted crisis — the inheritance, the auction, or the elegant excuse to leave — timed to make whoever's watching wonder what your life must be like. Problem or alibi, it's a flex either way.
Book Your Problem NowFrom $28 per call · The caller ID you choose · 6–12 minutes, live
The Process
Choose from our curated catalog of luxury crises — inheritance disputes, yacht club drama, private jet issues, and more.
Select a date, time, and add any special instructions. Our actor will be briefed and ready to perform.
At the scheduled time, your phone rings with the caller ID you picked. A professional actor delivers your drama live.
The Catalog
Every call is performed by a professional actor, scripted for realism, and delivered with the caller ID you choose.
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Pricing
one-time, per call
call + follow-up
3–8 calls per event
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You're one step away from your next big "problem." Pick your scenario, schedule the drama, and get ready to impress.
Questions
Yes. This is theatrical entertainment. Setting a custom caller ID is legal under the Truth in Caller ID Act when it's done without intent to defraud or cause harm — and here there's no one to deceive. You're booking a call to your own phone, you choose the caller ID, and you know exactly what's coming. It's your scene, staged for you.
Only if you tell them. Our actors are trained professionals with theater and improv backgrounds. The caller ID displays a realistic business name, and the conversation sounds completely authentic.
Very. We hire professional actors and customize scripts for each scenario. They can improvise, respond to your reactions, and stay in character for 6–12 minutes. Your phone will show a caller ID like "D'Angelo LLP" or "Argento Jet Co."
Absolutely. Use the "Special Instructions" field in the booking form to provide names, context, or specific phrases you want the actor to use. Custom scripts are available as an add-on (+$15).
Cancel up to 12 hours before your scheduled time for a full refund. Cancellations within 12 hours receive a 50% credit toward a future booking.
Yes! Just enter the recipient's phone number in the booking form. We'll call them at the scheduled time. Gift certificates ($40–$75) are also available — email us for details.